It's nothing at all

I done made this perfect tiny person: My daughter. Born 02.09.2011, one month early due to her incubator (me) being a bit broken.

My upcoming preoccupation is revealed here : And for most it will be, as warned, entirely uninteresting. It's one of those ones for me...

Oh neglected blog of mine, I am sorry. I fear the neglect will be worse as I have moved onto another. For now it is a secret, but all will...

So. I love my job. It's ace. I've been there a month, the rot will set in soon I'm sure. For now: happy chapette. Free time is n...

Ah yes. Blogging every day has slipped a teeny tiny microtad. July happened, indeed it did, as has much of August. Since my last bloggage, I...

It may come as a surprise but I don't rate summer much. I prefer winter. Autumn rocks. One of the things I hate most about impending sum...

We're racist apparently. So said the people who complained to Fife Police, resulting in HMV Kirkcaldy being subject to the police removi...

Meh. I'm in a mood. Why? Because I'm self obsessed. Obviously, or I wouldn't have a blog dedicated to nothing except things I...

It's verrrrry exciting. It is. I adore the World Cup, always have. In 1998 when Scotland played Brazil, I nearly burst. So did most of t...

An investigation into the wonder that is Irn Bru yielded some information that I feel compelled to share. However, much of it comes from Wik...

Sometimes things happen for no reason whatsoever, they are genuinely random things. They just do, but something in human nature makes us dem...

Pah. Pah, pah and pah. Oh, self satisfied popular rich busy people, how you mock! This week I have tripped over the headline "socia...

How to feel clever: compare yourself to children and/or idiots. The most spectacular job interview I have ever done followed an hour or so...

So I typed a thing about tonight's Junior Apprentice. It disappeared. In a nutshell: Hibah: good riddance. Me me me me me me me me me I ...

Lists. They're nice, aren't they? And this is a list of things I have argued about recently, other things that I care about and som...

So, I'm not going to manage one-a-day. And it doesn't matter that much. No. Sometimes it's nice to share, to jot down thoughts a...

There's a lot of kids cropping up on my limited TV watching at the moment. First there's Over The Rainbow, where many of the potenti...

A question that is NEVER good to be asked, unless the answer is affirmative, is the old chestnut "are you pregnant". No, but obvi...

More of other people's words. Because it's important. Because their words are more coherent than mine. Because that's what's...

The following is the speech from Nick Clegg, deputy Prime Minister, who says everything I hope for and want to believe in, and says it eloqu...