Alan Sugar, eaten by a phone

So I typed a thing about tonight's Junior Apprentice. It disappeared.

In a nutshell:

Hibah: good riddance. Me me me me me me me me me I know best me me I'm so clever me me me I am blameless it's not my fault all don't bow to my sheer brilliance.

Zoe: tediously up herself. You're not all that kiddo.

Adam: shortly to be adopted by Alan Sugar. If he doesn't win I'll eat something much more edible than a hat. Yeah.

Cardboard? For a) anything, but especially b) camping???? Are you nuts? Oh, yes, apparently you are.

And that is it. Blame Apple.