Thursday 9 July 2009

Blogspace

There's a pandemic (yes, pandemic, it absolutely qualifies) afflicting Blogger at present.
It affects the ability to form words into coherent sentences and transfer them into type.

A number of key blogs have been infected with this potentially lethal condition.

Suspected reasons for succumbing to this devastating state of being:

1) having something better to do.

This may be an urban myth, but there is increasing evidence that some bloggers have been doing Other Things.


2) Illness, pain or suffering.

While this is clearly not a valid excuse for neglecting one's duties as a blogger, it's one which seems to have a profound effect on one's ability to spraff on.

3) Lethargy and the dangerous 'Being Really Pissed off at the Internet and all who sail in her'. Those who suffer from this either feel the cretinous population of the 'net simply don't deserve time and words devoted to them, or they feel uninteresting and that the genius population of the 'net don't deserve being inflicted with drivel.

So what can you do? Adopt a blogger. Build them a secure and cosy nest to
blog from.
Or if it yourself that is suffering, then a daily dose of calendula will have the expected effect.


Annoyingly required disclaimer: this is not aimed at anything: no particular blog or any person is implicated. For the record, my own lack of bloggage is due to a mild case of reason 2.

3 comments:

MD said...

The somewhat erratic formatting demonstrates why blogging from iPhone is not the phone's, or my, forte.

Scumbag Sam said...

AH, the iphone fails at SOMETHING!!! finally! haha. I jest. Blog away. Blog god damn it. I hate the lack of blogging at the moment. No, scratch that. I like the blogging, but it seems that blogging is now 'cool'. When did that happen? Blogging is and will always be for us geeks who like to talk to ourselves with the happy accident of someone else being present at some point. I wish all these 2009 bloggers would naff off and leave the real pondering to the bloggers of past! Huzzah!
I think I'm in one of those moods... oh well! :)

Helena said...

Well, if it's any comfort I'm suffering from a slight case of lazybastarditis and wish I had a number one!!