Oh dear

I am going to stop talking about things I don't know about. Today I have succeeded in making myself feel very very stupid.

And with one notable exception, I'm talking to myself anyway.

My watch is 38 in the Independent 50 best watches however, I can (basically) live on in its reflected glory.

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