Valentines Day

Awww. Valentines Day is cute.
Valentines day is also a merchandising vomit fest of cutesie ick that costs a small fortune. But that aside, it's nice.

Yes, it is.

For couples, it's an excuse to spoil each other a little and find some couple time. Or just think about love and why you're together.

For singletons: it's an opportunity to tell the one you'd like to be with that you like them without (necessarily) looking like an idiot.

For those uninterested: spend time with other uninterested types and appreciate your mates.

For those really really uninterested: just ignore it, the way the motherless ignore mothers day, the fatherless ignore fathers day and the way non Christians ignore Christmas and Easter.

And everyone can stock up on cheap chocs (and ick) on 15 Feb.