Happinose

Happinose, Happinose
The greatest balm that I possess
I thank the chemist, I've been blessed
With a full tube of Happinose.

To me this cold has mucked up my face
And I'm just about the reddest human in the whole human race
I've got bunged up, I couldn't smell a rose
But now I've got Happinose on my nose.

Happinose, Happinose
The greatest balm that I possess
I thank the chemist, I've been blessed
With a full tube of Happinose.

Happinose to me is an calming thing
Hence the need to make me sing
Or maybe almost make me breathe again
When I'm breathing I feel almost sane.

Happinose is a tube of balm
Fixing my face from the falling snot
I can see it in the cabinet
I'm so relieved to apply Happinose.

Happinose, Happinose
The greatest balm that I possess
I thank the chemist, I've been blessed
With a full tube of Happinose.

A wise chemist told me one time
That Happinose is nothing but a tube of balm
I hope when you get a cold of your own
That you don't call the doctor, call on Happinose.

Happinose, Happinose
The greatest balm that I possess
I thank the chemist, I've been blessed
With a full tube of Happinose.

Happinose, Happinose
The greatest balm that I possess
I thank the chemist, I've been blessed
With a full tube of Happinose.

(mostly credited to Bill Anderson)

Despite the wonders that are Sudafed/Happinose, I have a nose that rivals traffic lights, which makes people run away from me, and I feel kinda poorly. At least a cold goes away quickly...