Irn Bru
Irn Bru
Every morning we drink you
Orange and fizzy, sweet and sticky
Straight from the fridge we devour you
Juice of all juices, may you fizz and chill
Fizz and chill per-fectly
Irn Bru
Irn Bru
Quench our thirsts here forever.
Notes:
1) to the tune of Edelweiss from the Sound of Music. Sigh, Captain von Trapp. Sigh.
2) actually represented in this house by Diet Iron Brew, I am a heretic.
3) No songs in this house have the right words. This was in fact sung. Badly.
4) THIS IS NOW ON THE IRN BRU WEBSITE!!!!!
Books to be read by me before the end of 2009
- CURRENTLY READING: Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi ( it was under the sofa)
- ...
- BOOKS ACTUALLY READ/STARTED
- Carole Matthews - All You Need is Love - READ, DIABOLICAL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I FINISHED IT.
- Mike Gayle - The Life and Soul of the Party READ, QUITE ENJOYABLE, NOTHING OF NOTE
- Freya North - Secrets. READ, ADORED. WILL HAVE TO DETAIL.
- Elizabeth Noble - The Girl Next Door READ, ENJOYED
- Meg Cabot - Queen of Babble Gets Hitched READ, FUN, EASY READ.
- Lisa Jewell - The Truth about Melody Browne READ, ENJOYED, AS EXPECTED
- Louise Rennison - Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging READ, JUST WHAT I NEEDED
- Jane Moore -A Perfect Match READ, ENJOYED, FORGOTTEN ALREADY
- Bill Bryson - Shakespeare READ, MAGNIFICENT
- Terry Pratchett - Mort READ, LOVED IT
- Richard Herring - Bye Bye Balham - PAUSED
- Patricia Wood - Lottery PAUSED
- ...
- STILL TO READ
- Marjane Satrapi - Persepolis
- Terry Pratchett - Sourcery
- Terry Pratchett - Hogfather
- Alison Weir - Innocent Traitor
- Alison Weir - The Lady Elizabeth
- Simon Hoggart - The Hamster that Loved Puccini
- Andrew Davidson - The Gargoyle
- Richard Hammond - On the Edge
- Nicci French - The Safe House
- Mark Steel - Vive La Revolution
- Mark Watson - A Lighthearted Look at Murder
- Mark Watson - Crap at the Environment
- Phillip Pullman - Northern Lights
- Phillip Pullman - The Subtle Knife
- Phillip Pullman - The Amber Spyglass
- Simon Winchester - The Surgeon of Crowthorne
- Simon Winchester - The Map that Changed the World
- Jasper Fforde - Well of Lost Plots
- Jasper Fforde - Something Rotten
- Jasper Fforde - First Among Sequels
- Lionel Schriver - We need to talk about Kevin
- Andrew Collins - Where did it all go Right?
- Andrew Collins - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- Andrew Collins - That's me in the Corner
- Derron Brown - Tricks of the Mind
- Lynne Truss - Talk to the Hand
- Mark Kurlansky - Cod
- Robert Winston - Human Instinct
- Robert Winston - The Human Mind
- Lynn Sloman - Car Sick
- David Banister - Unsustainable Transport
- Jeremy Paxman - The English
- Mark Haddon - A Spot of Bother
- Donna Tartt - The Secret History
- Ian Marchant - Parallel Lines
- Steven Pinker - Words and Rules
- Ian Stewart - Professor Stewart's Cabinet of Mathematical Curiosities
- Ben Goldacre - Bad Science
- Robert Peston - Who Runs Britain
- Val McDermid - The Distant Echo
- Val McDermid - Beneath the Bleeding
- Sebastian Faulks - Devil May Care
- Sebastian Faulks - Engleby
- John Humphrys - Devil's Advocate
- John Humphrys - In God We Doubt
- John Humphrys - The Good Food Debate
- Yann Martell - Life of Pi
2 comments:
is it really on the site? I couldnt see it. but thats pretty impressive.
If you write exclusively about irn bru for the next ten years, this crazy idea might just start to pay off.
It is there, it's on the news page I linked to.
It's been shoved along by other random blogs that mention Irn Bru, but I'm still basking.
It's practically the same as being famous and/or talented.
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