Things that used to be easy #76: eating

Time: 9am
Location:kitchen

First attempt:
coronation chicken sandwich
aborted before assembly on conclusion that chicken was too shiny and clearly off
(chicken in bin)

Second attempt:
cheese sandwich
aborted after assembly on conclusion bread was stale
(sandwich in bin)

Third attempt:
toasted buttery with ham and cheese
aborted immediately after the commencement of eating on conclusion not hungry
(children got bonus breakfast)

Final attempt:
cup of coffee
successfully assembled and consumed
(yay)